Still More On The Lighter Side

(Attempted and Inadvertent Apollo Humor continues...)


The Nose Knows...

The suit technician helping Apollo 17 CDR Gene Cernan dress for flight has not in fact twisted the astronaut's head on wrong. Nor, has Gene been posessed by the head-swiveling demon from the movie "The Exorcist." CAPT Cernan is merely scratching an itch with a strategically-placed piece of Velcro, which was an upgraded nose-relief feature of the later model A7L moonsuit helmet.

 

 

 


The Mustache Makes the Man!

Here is a happy group photo of all three Apollo 17 crews from 1972. (Back row/support: L to R; Gordon Fullerton, Bob Overmyer, Bob Parker; Middle row/backup: Stu Roosa, John Young, Charlie Duke; First row/prime: Ron Evans, Gene Cernan, Jack Schmitt) Besides the really hip Ban-Lon golf shirts of the period, you'll note the prime and backup crews are all wearing mustaches. Click in closely, and you'll see only the backup crews' facial hair is real. The somewhat cheesey matching lip adornments worn by the prime crew are in fact, fake. It seems they were making fun of the somewhat Bohemian appearance their colleagues adopted.

 


A Bad Trip

Poor 'Ol John Young! The Apollo 16 CDR had a little misstep while working on the Apollo Lunar Surface Experiments Package (ALSEP). The spacesuit control box on his chest, plus the lean-foward stance imposed by the heavy backpack, prevented him from seeing his feet. His left foot snagged the ribbon cable which connected the $30 million Heat Flow Experiment to the Central Station. The connector ripped right out of its socket, killing the experiment. "God, I'm sorry" said Young just after the accident. "And he was up there where he could be heard too!" quipped Tonight Show host comedian Johnny Carson, upon hearing Young's exclamation.

 

 


A Good Trip

Here's ol' Jack Schmitt yet again. I swear this guy is a goldmine when it comes to fun on the Moon. Growing up skiing in New Mexico, he obviously couldn't help trying out the sun-drenched Massif slopes of Taurus-Littrow.


Moon Golf Still Gets a Smile After 31 Years!

Hard to believe that over three decades after Apollo 14 Commander Alan Shepard hit a few golf shots on the Moon, "B.C." cartoonist Jonny Hart's cavemen are still mentioning this unique event.